Sunday, October 18, 2009

Satire On Saturdays - NBA or NFL?

36 HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF SPOUSAL ABUSE
7 HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR FRAUD
19 HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF WRITING BAD CHECKS
117 HAVE DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY BANKRUPTED AT LEAST 2 BUSINESSES

3 HAVE DONE TIME FOR ASSAULT

71 CANNOT GET A CREDIT CARD DUE TO BAD CREDIT

14 HAVE BEEN ARRESTED ON DRUG-RELATED CHARGES

8 HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR SHOPLIFTING
21 CURRENTLY ARE DEFENDANTS IN LAWSUITS
AND 84 HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING IN THE LAST YEAR
CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ORGANIZATION THIS IS?
IS IT THE NBA OR THE NFL?
IT'S NEITHER!

IT'S THE 535 MEMBERS OF THE UNITED STATES CONGRESS!
THE SAME GROUP THAT CRANKS OUT HUNDREDS OF NEW LAWS EACH YEAR,
DESIGNED TO KEEP THE REST OF US IN LINE.
NEXT YEAR....NOVEMBER 2ND, 2010 WE NEED TO REPLACE MOST OF THEM,
SO DO YOUR HOMEWORK!

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